You Know You're a 2L if...
10. You have three different class outlines, one for Civil Procedure, one for Criminal Procedure, and one for Constitution that all discuss the legal intricacies of 4th amendment due process.
9. You can't drive past a VW dealership without recalling the pertinent facts of Worldwide Volkswagon
8. After hearing that a US Senator filed a lawsuit against God, you email your Civ Pro professor and ask if under FRCP Rules, the Pope could act as an authorized agent for the purpose of process service.
7. You watch TV shows like NCIS, Law and Order, and Criminal Minds with your Criminal Procedure or Evidence Outline and critique what the writers get right and what they get wrong.
6. Your spouse/significant other has quit watching TV shows and going to movies with you because of # 7.
5. You and your law school friends are discussing an International Shoe case, and none of you are talking about Gucci's or Manolo's.
4. A friend asks if you knew the names of the Supremes and you start naming the members of the Supreme Court and you suddenly realize that she meant the members of the band...
3. You are horrified to learn that in some jurisdictions Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter are all considered "public communication" and as such do not necessarily have the same protections as "private speech."
2. You make law review or moot court team and mention all the extra work involved and your friend wonders aloud if it is a reward or a punishment.
1. You desperately wish you could go back to your 1L classes because they were "so easy!"
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